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liamspayne:

THROWBACK?  a mix designed to take you back to the simple times of your childhood - focusing primarily on old school radio disney songs. enjoy!

i. we got the party - hannah montana ft. jonas brothers  // ii. chemicals react - aly & aj // iii. too little too late - jojo // iv. she’s no you - jesse mccartney // v. outside looking in - jordan pruitt // vi. wannabe - spice girls // vii. la la land - demi lovato // viii. i’m with you - avril lavigne // ix. kiss me - new found glory // x. i want it that way - backstreet boys // xi. he could be the one - hannah montana // xii. ultimate - lindsay lohan // xiii.  beautiful soul - jesse mccartney // xiv. some call it magic - raven symoné // xv. hit me baby one more time - britney spears // xvi. pieces of me - ashlee simpson // xvii. strut - the cheetah girls // xviii. sos - jonas brothers // xix. just the girl - the click five // xx. leave (get out) - jojo // xxi. potential breakup song - aly & aj // xxii. bye bye bye - nsync // xxiii. what dreams are made of - hilary duff // xxiv. wherever i go - hannah montana // xxv. could it be - christy carlson romano

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More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

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